THE TALES OF JO AND JOO'S DRUNKEN DELIGHTS

Joo’s barbell was legendary in town, a testament to his unbridled palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred straight liquor. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Drunken Dragon. One night, after a particularly spirited game of darts, Joo declared he could outpace Jo's tolerance, and thatâ